Me is a happy me. Me is creative and athletic.
One christmas, Me made a model St. Louis Arch out of marshmallows and toothpicks.
One Thursday, Me kept the green team from scoring by making a diving save to the far post.
Me dreams of one day running a go kart business. Go-Karts will be me’s midlife crisis.
MyColon is a grumpy colon. It has a severe patience deficiency.
One day my gastroenterologist named it’s grumpiness “ulcerative colitis.” I named it Annoying.
MyColon went to the toilet five minutes ago… and again in 23 minutes.
I am a fun I. I am industrious and curious.
I went to college to study engineering, which ended in I getting a structural engineering job.
I took apart a do-hickie I found on the ground to make an electromagnet. it didn’t work.
I made a gun holster with a trashcan, a leather bag, a book bag, and some kydex.